Mouse was born at Lazy Lady but I met her at Consider Bardwell, where her winning overbite and unflagging devotion to the “no goat left behind” ethos secured her status as a top boo. After CBF dispersed their main milking herd, Mousey came to live with me and rounded out my crew of beloved faves. A tattooed rendering of her extraordinary profile resides over my heart. She loves seltzer, and bananas. Hobbies include: listening to Stevie Wonder, hanging out in laundromats, falsely advertising her qualifications as the preeminent caprine divorce AND malpractice attorney of New England, attempting to set up a business as a Goatary Public.